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You know what’s kind of beautiful?

In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”

I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.

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beautifulwhatsyourhurry:

cockflap:

holluh:

tyleroakley:

The Internet has just about everything.

I’m laughing so hard right now

omg asdfghjkl

I am going to reblog this every single time because I laugh EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

silverfox0433:

xbleedingblackrosex:

silverfox0433:

RIPPLE LET ME GET US A PUPPY!!!! GAIZ! GAIZ!! WE HAVE A PUPPY!
What should we name him?
(photo taken from this)

I would just like it to be known here and now that SHE USED HER SWAY OVER MY HEART TO CONVINCE ME IT WAS WITCHCRAFT I DIDN’T HAVE A CHOICE.
That being said, I’m glad she did. I love having a puppy in the family ;)

HIS NAME IS BLAINE! no one can convince me otherwise. LOOK INTO HIS EYES AND MELT! #pounces on my honey-bunches #and snuggles her #SHE LET ME GET US A PUPPY It wasn’t witchcraft; I held him up beneath my eyes and we stared at her with our most adorable begging eyes and she melted right into the floor.

SSSH THE POWER OF PUPPY EYES AND YOUR EYES TOGETHER IS WITCHCRAFT YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE

silverfox0433:

xbleedingblackrosex:

silverfox0433:

RIPPLE LET ME GET US A PUPPY!!!! GAIZ! GAIZ!! WE HAVE A PUPPY!

What should we name him?

(photo taken from this)

I would just like it to be known here and now that SHE USED HER SWAY OVER MY HEART TO CONVINCE ME IT WAS WITCHCRAFT I DIDN’T HAVE A CHOICE.

That being said, I’m glad she did. I love having a puppy in the family ;)

HIS NAME IS BLAINE! no one can convince me otherwise. LOOK INTO HIS EYES AND MELT! #pounces on my honey-bunches #and snuggles her #SHE LET ME GET US A PUPPY It wasn’t witchcraft; I held him up beneath my eyes and we stared at her with our most adorable begging eyes and she melted right into the floor.

SSSH THE POWER OF PUPPY EYES AND YOUR EYES TOGETHER IS WITCHCRAFT YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE

khemikle-disaster:

According to Nikki’s phone, I am not a dork. I am simply a fork.

auto-correct was created in he’ll

yelah/bed #I FUCKING SHIP THAT WITH TWO CANONS

omg Yelah/bed/food is literally the greatest ship

silverfox0433:

khemikle-disaster:

xbleedingblackrosex:

khemikle-disaster:

khemikle-disaster:

xbleedingblackrosex:

khemikle-disaster:

xbleedingblackrosex:

sigh

every time I see a picture of kittens on my dash now

I automatically assume it’s from my wife

I assume it’s her trying to convince you to adopt bunnies or something by being…

But logic is boring….

I’m not insulting mommy. I’m insulting logic.

HEY NOW! WHAT IS THIS TALKING ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK!?! ;D Mommy knows she can’t ever deny me anything, be it children or pets. XD I drew the line at five children, and we only have Blaine right now (YES YOU READ CORRECTLY, OUR PUPPY’S NAME IS BLAINE! LOOK INTO HIS EYES AND TELL ME THAT ISN’T THE MOST PERFECT NAME FOR HIM OMG!) And I don’t see us getting more pets rn, but I warn you, honey, I have a track record for strays coming in and making themselves a home. I’m just so warm and loveable, I guess. ;D

OMG our puppy’s name is Blaine!? I approve, love. Well done ;)

daxterdd:

Never not reblogging this.
Never ever.

daxterdd:

Never not reblogging this.

Never ever.

#pinches yur pink cheeks #i dont even know what gpoy means #derp

Gratuitous Picture Of Yourself. It basically just means “omg sAME” or “wow literally me”

Yo. Im with Anon here. UPDATE PUPPY LOVE NOW OR DIE A PAINFUL DEATH BY BEING TRAMPLED INTO THE GROUND BY MINIATURE HORSES THAT EAT ALLIGATORS!

Or i would be the one outside scaring the shit out of you. Either or.

…We all knew that. And i forgot to give you my yearbook to finish writing in this weekend. WHY YOU NO REMIND ME OF IMPORTANT THINGS??

Because, as you just confirmed, I cannot do anything right! LOL when will you be back from the symphony? I could come pick it up…Or just invade your living room and chill there until I finish ;)

tyleroakley:

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